There's a tranny sitting not too far away from me wearing a plaid mini-skirt a white shirt knotted under his padded bra, and those rediculous heels that are like 7" with the platform on them. So as we're sitting there a girl walks by, a little on the plump side but still pretty cute. This Trannie in the slut outfit goes "mooo." as she walks past. At first I think I must have misheard it, until his companion, another trannie dressed more conservatively, starts laughing. I sit there and try to go back to my drink, but every time a woman walks by this fucking asshole makes some obnoxious comment, either insulting their figure, their outfit, or just them in general, and each time his companion guffaws at the so-called-wit or says something along the lines of "That outfit would look better on you". Eventually "mooo" girl comes back with a really hot girl, I think they look kind of cute together, but of course school-slut has to make a comment.
"She should ditch the porkchop and come be with someone as hot as she is." or something like that. I guess the chubby girl heard him because she looks back at him and he has the nerve to say, "What, no-one said the word cheeseburger." By this point I am pissed, Trannies usually say they are paying homage to the female identity, but this fucker is using it as just another way to mock us and ridicule us. So I get up, walk up to him, throw my beer in his face, prompting him to take a swing t me but in those stupid shoes he could exactly throw a real punch without losing his balance. I punched him across the side of his jaw. The long and the short of it is that the bouncers separated us, and called the police, we both agreed not to press charges when the police arrived. So now I have a $250 fine for fighting in public and am banned for a month from one of my fave bars.
X-posted to hell.